like colour TV
is all there
in black and white
Monty Python
Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
Physics
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
Anonymous
A rolling stone gathers momentum.
Anonymous
Absolute zero is cool.
Anonymous
All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
Ernest Rutherford (1871-1937)
Black holes are where god is dividing by zero.
Steven Wright (1955- )
Chemistry is physics without thought; mathematics is physics without purpose.
Anonymous
Every body continues in its state of rest or uniform motion in a straight line, except insofar as it doesn't.
Arthur Eddington (1882-1944)
God does not play dice with the cosmos.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
Lawrence Bragg (1890-1971)
If the universe is expanding, why can't I find a parking space?
Anonymous
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is physics.
Anonymous
Quarks are the dreams that stuff is made of.
Anonymous
Schrödinger rules the waves.
Anonymous
The rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Mark Russell (1932- )
We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankensteinian logic.
Anonymous
What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.
Anonymous