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Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
A rolling stone gathers momentum.
Absolute zero is cool.
All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
Ernest Rutherford (1871-1937)
Black holes are where god is dividing by zero.
Steven Wright (1955- )
Chemistry is physics without thought; mathematics is physics without purpose.
Every body continues in its state of rest or uniform motion in a straight line, except insofar as it doesn't.
Arthur Eddington (1882-1944)
God does not play dice with the cosmos.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
Lawrence Bragg (1890-1971)
If the universe is expanding, why can't I find a parking space?
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is physics.
Quarks are the dreams that stuff is made of.
Schrödinger rules the waves.
The rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Mark Russell (1932- )
We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankensteinian logic.
What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.