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Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts

Six quotes by Ambrose Bierce
'There's no free will,' says the philosopher; 'To hang is most unjust.'
'There is no free will,' assents the officer; 'We hang because we must.'
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Acquaintance: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
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Cynic: A blackguard who sees things as they are, not as they should be.
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Faith is the belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Woman would be more charming if one could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.
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