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Monty Python
Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
Three quotes by Stephen Leacock
I detest life-insurance agents; they argue that some day I shall die, which is not so.
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I owe a lot to my teachers and mean to pay them back some day.
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Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
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