like colour TV
is all there
in black and white
Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
I remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty; but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.
There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.
There was no need to do any housework; after the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
Quentin Crisp (1908-1999)