like colour TV
is all there
in black and white
Monty Python
Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts

Three quotes by George Carlin
Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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