like colour TV
is all there
in black and white
Monty Python
Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
Happiness
Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
Alexander Pope (1688-1744)
Everything in moderation, including moderation.
Petronius (27-66)
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
Anonymous
Happiness can't buy you money.
Anonymous
Happiness is no laughing matter.
Richard Whately (1787-1863)
Happiness isn't something you experience. It's something you remember.
Oscar Levant (1906-1972)
If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.
Edith Wharton (1862-1937)
Money doesn't buy happiness; it rents it.
Anonymous
No one knows what true happiness is until they get married but by then, of course, it's too late.
Anonymous
People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, and all their life for happiness.
Anonymous
She was so glad to see me go that I have almost a mind to come again, that she may again have the same pleasure.
Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Anonymous
Some mornings, it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Philips (1956- )