like colour TV
is all there
in black and white
Monty Python
Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
Driving
Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlin (1937-2008)
Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get.
Anonymous
Drive-in banks were established so that cars could see their real owners.
E. Joseph Cossman (1918-2002)
Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.
Anonymous
Hot-rod owners raise the backs of their cars because you go faster when you're always going downhill.
Anonymous
I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Steven Wright (1955- )
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
Mario Andretti (1940- )
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Anonymous