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Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlin (1937-2008)
Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get.
Drive-in banks were established so that cars could see their real owners.
E. Joseph Cossman (1918-2002)
Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.
Hot-rod owners raise the backs of their cars because you go faster when you're always going downhill.
I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Steven Wright (1955- )
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
Mario Andretti (1940- )
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.