like colour TV
is all there
in black and white
Monty Python
Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
Travel
A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
Laozi (?-c500 BCE)
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Anonymous
It's not too far; it just seems like it is.
Anonymous
Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen.
Benjamin Disraeli (1804-1881)
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Anonymous
The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.
Saint Augustine (?-605)
There are two classes of travel: first class, and with children.
Robert Benchley (1889-1945)
There is no future in time travel.
Anonymous
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
Anonymous
Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going.
Paul Theroux (1941- )